Archive for December, 2013

4th and Left Out!

4th and Left Out!

It was a cold day by the lake. Aaron Rodgers returned after seven weeks off from a shoulder separation to do his patented belt move with 38 seconds remaining to end the Bears’ season. I should end this report here and move on to thinking about the Hawks, who are used to succeeding in frigid conditions. But…. The Packers converted […]

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Title Tilt

Title Tilt

Soldier Field will be the place to be this weekend when the Bears try to slay the dragon and their own inner demons en route to hosting the Wild-Card Weekend.  Notwithstanding the 43-point lambasting last weekend, the Bears are hopeful that the return of Lance Briggs will allow for a effective defense.  Unfortunately, the offense-challenged Packers also have a player returning from injury who goes by the […]

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‘Hawks Hit Halfway

‘Hawks Hit Halfway

The Blackhawks have played 39 games and are near the halfway mark of the regular season. Last night they won in pretty typical fashion by scoring five goals while giving up only two. Patrick Kane leads the team in goals and points with 22 and 49 respectively. The Blackhawks have the second most points in the NHL with 58.  Nonetheless, their record pales compared […]

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Cubs Get Creamed

Cubs Get Creamed

Last night’s Bears-Eagles game was supposed to be the marquee matchup in the NFL  The Bears entered the game knowing that every team in the NFC North had already lost.  This presented the Bears with the opportunity to clinch the North and rest their starters for the playoffs. But that would be the smart and easy move.  Instead the little Bears took the field and allowed the Eagles […]

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Sunday Night Showcase

Sunday Night Showcase

The Chicago Bears will play another biggest-game-of-the-year this Sunday Night at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia when they take on the 8-6 Eagles. The Bears have won two in a row and somehow find themselves back in first place in the NFC North. The Bears stand a game in front of both the Packers and Lions with two games to […]

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Duck Dynasty: A Bunch Of Quacks

Duck Dynasty: A Bunch Of Quacks

Phil Robertson is definitely not a try-sexual. How sad. There is a whole community of gay men that fancy burly bearded men. I guess they will just have to go deeper into the swamp.      

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Hump! Comes to Chicago

Hump! Comes to Chicago

Sex columnist Dan Savage is bringing his film festival Hump! to the Windy City. Yes, a film festival dedicated to home made pornography. Now that’s my kind of festival.    

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UEFA Round of 16

UEFA Round of 16

Now I know I’ve been writing a lot about European soccer over the last couple of days, but it’s only because this time of year brings out the very best the sport has to offer. While the NFL Playoffs are right around the corner, the European version are as well. Starting in February, the top club teams will square off […]

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Bears Beat Browns

Bears Beat Browns

The Chicago Bears managed to survive the cold and swirling snow to keep their playoff chances alive in the NFC. Chicago Defeated Cleveland 38-31 behind Jay Cutler’s three touchdown passes and a big running game. For most of the week the talk was that Jay Cutler was going to be rusty at the helm of the Trestman offense, and for […]

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Teen Mom: You Can’t Fix Stupid

Teen Mom: You Can’t Fix Stupid

The majority of the girls from MTV’s Teen Mom shows did not learn their lesson the first time around. Most have had second pregnancies and continue to spiral downward. Now the worst of all of them, Janelle Evans is pregnant again! It’s just sad.        

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